Principal of the Year
It was fairly standard nonsense, until Magic Johnson begins speaking about how he convinced white-owned, multinational corporations to open chain stores in urban areas. Quite the revolution that, to sell out urban communities to the skeletal claw of Adam Smith. Worse still was Magic's playing up of "urban" stereotypes, "see, minorities, at the movies, we need fried chicken in the vending area" to great applause and much laughter from his white audience. When its over, Principal comes back from the VIP area looks at us all and says, "We gotta schedule time tomorrow to debrief on what just occurred."