For Days! Literally For Many Consecutive Days!
#s 1, 3, 7, 9-11, and first two circular bullet points.
Tell me it wasn't worth your time and I'll paypal you a dollar.
I've been repeating these for days. For days. To the exclusion of normal adult conversation. When the kids asked where their flatbooks (essay/diary/notebooks) were, I said, "www dot Chuck Norris Facts dot com," giggled for almost a minute, then changed the subject.
Update: It's in German now!