Harvest Festival As Percursor To Future Black-Outs
Last year I made sure kids stayed behind the line while they threw pies at the POY.
This year I ran an event entitled: "Sprite-Pong: The Only Game That Prepares You For College."
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MISCELLANEOUS U.C. SCHOOL -- FIRST NIGHT OF FRESHMAN ORIENTATION 2013
Y.B., 18, a third generation invite to a dorm party, enters cautiously and rounds a corner where larger males stand, holding ping-pong balls, at opposite ends of a closet door where solo cups have been arranged in ascending triangles at each end.
He watches as one male throws a ping-pong toward a pyramidal cup arrangement. He is immobilized with the force of remembrance, the connections freshly minted on a memory that has long remained dormant.
3 Comments:
ROFL
OMG this is hilarious
*grin* college prep, indeed.
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